by jerwin (Adam L F)Dear Dad,
I hope this finds you all well. I thought I would send you an account of my first “adventure”. I joined a group of newcomers to this area on a Ham Hunt. We met at the tavern here in Fort Providence and seeing how I was casually acquainted with Som and Varron already (Som is a barbarian who came through our home a few years ago and Varron is one of those young Firbolg we met last summer) I decided to join them with the Tiefling Syndar and a dirty, drunk Dwarf monk named Ham who had thought this little journey up. Needless to say that getting to the “Watering Hole” to kill a boar didn’t go that easily. Almost to the river due west of here we came to a split in the road when it all went quiet. As I knew from growing up in the wilds, this was never a good thing. Our drunken monk decided to sneak ahead to the right to see if he could find anything, Som and Varron decided to follow leaving me with the mysterious Paladin. Apparently the Paladin is impulsive and took off down the other path. I followed so that he wasn’t alone. Next thing I knew we spy three Bullywogs - frog people - watching the far bank when the impulsive Paladin spooks them making noise! The next thing I know he starts yelling and banging on his shield in some sort of idiotic challenge and sends them running at our companions across the narrow bog. A fight ensues of course and Ham almost dies. I healed him all the while thinking that Syndar is an idiot. After I did my duty I wandered over to where the frogs were hiding and discover a small dugout and a small sack slightly buried there. I open it up seeing nothing but darkness so I took it back to the group borrowed Varron’s shield and turned the bag upside down. Low and behold a huge pile of silver coins and seven severed heads fall out. I FOUND A BAG OF HOLDING! How cool is that?
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3/2/2018 0 Comments Ham's Boar Huntin'by ham (Becca W.)See also Syndar's Recap | Jerwin's Recap | Som's Recap | Varron's Recap WELLLLP last couple days been wild. We went on out there in them woods hoping to find me some ham and ended up runnin into some frog fellers! Three big ol buggers. I was tryina be all sneaky like n go do some reconnaissance n that big lug tiefling went on in n stirred em all up. Run’t em right towards us, yup. So I went on ahead n got my ass whooped up into an inch of my life but killed two of them big bastards n rip off a leg fer later, mmhmm. Buddy came in n gave me a boost. I was feeling alright after all anyways. Spent an eve out there hopin to catch some pig at night but caught a bear instead. That green one spoked to it be was able to let it on it’s way. Next morn saw us a big ol furry lizard diggin a nest. Damn fellas with the jingly armor gave us away and the lil wormy guy with all the animal skills had to tell it to go away. Anywho we ended up gettin us a big piggy! Y’all we are eatin good tonight! Come on by n I’ll sell ya some smoked ham. Hams smoked ham. Got a ring to it, ain’t it? |
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July 2018
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