3/2/2018 0 Comments Ham's Boar Huntin'by ham (Becca W.)See also Syndar's Recap | Jerwin's Recap | Som's Recap | Varron's Recap WELLLLP last couple days been wild. We went on out there in them woods hoping to find me some ham and ended up runnin into some frog fellers! Three big ol buggers. I was tryina be all sneaky like n go do some reconnaissance n that big lug tiefling went on in n stirred em all up. Run’t em right towards us, yup. So I went on ahead n got my ass whooped up into an inch of my life but killed two of them big bastards n rip off a leg fer later, mmhmm. Buddy came in n gave me a boost. I was feeling alright after all anyways. Spent an eve out there hopin to catch some pig at night but caught a bear instead. That green one spoked to it be was able to let it on it’s way. Next morn saw us a big ol furry lizard diggin a nest. Damn fellas with the jingly armor gave us away and the lil wormy guy with all the animal skills had to tell it to go away. Anywho we ended up gettin us a big piggy! Y’all we are eatin good tonight! Come on by n I’ll sell ya some smoked ham. Hams smoked ham. Got a ring to it, ain’t it?
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3/2/2018 0 Comments Syndar's Journalby Syndar (Steve G)Journal of Syndar, last proud Tiefling of Beratos Clan, servant of Sargonnas (begrudgingly).
Day 10 in this godforsaken swamp: I got wet, and I don’t like water. I’ve been ill since I returned from my first excursion away from civilization and am just now returning to form. Damn this place! If not for my Call, I would have turned back onto the ship from which I came and sailed to a more agreeable and dry land. BUT, the souls of these wild lands are fresh for harvest by my master, and if I am to make any move to spite him, I must go forth. I first encountered a Barbarian brute on my way to a local tavern, sizable beast, but not one with vengeance in his eye. Inside the tavern, I met a young elvish looking man, a giant child, and a bumbling drunk who wouldn’t shut up. I suggested a boar hunt to test these new strangers in their resolve, and to shut up the drunk yelling about ham. I have much to learn about this land, but my resolve will keep me alive when my knowledge of the wilds fails me. On our way to a promising hunting ground, we encountered several frog people the locals call “Bullywogs”. The details aren’t important, but needless to say they no longer live, and we pressed on. The elf fellow (a mixed blood type), calling himself Jerwin, seems to be my companion in this group, but I’m not sure how long I can sustain his more delicate tactics. Jerwin discovered a magical bag full of treasure among the dead’s hideout, in amongst was a healing scroll of some type I cannot yet comprehend. The drunk also nearly died due to my exuberance for battle. I am here to help others seek vengeance, not get them killed. I must do better. Onward we went, finding nothing at the hunting ground but an unintelligent bear and a cold night’s sleep. Feeling a drop in moral, I suggested a northerly trek and upon that path we stumbled upon a beast. Possibly able to be tamed, we left it alone for our mission, but the Barbarian, Som he so eloquently calls himself, mapped its location... |
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July 2018
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